Miss Piggy and Mr Simon Darby

FOR NOT SO SERIOUS MINDS

Hmmm! In fact double Hmmm!

I'm feeling in a bit of a funny mood today, because I've just watched for a second or third time, Mr Simon Darby on The Politics Show yesterday prior to the launch of the BNP Manifesto, and obviously on that day, was expecting to talk about (and listeners were rightly expecting to hear, him talk about) THE BNP 2010 MANIFESTO!

So I watched like a few million others (I doubt many more would be watching Andrew Neil), unless the entire TV broadcasting network other than his 'political show' had shut down, but I haven't bothered to get the viewing figures just like Jo Coburn didn't stop to actually ask any questions about the party's manifesto.

Rather than ask about the obvious, she instead read from a script of questions which were obviously well researched rehearsed, as she laid into Mr Darby with her scripted list of minor historical and hysterical issues which once concerned individual BNP members on which the party leadership had already taken decisive actions, and had quite rightly dealt with them as party matters.

I won't bother to list the charges yet to be laid against the other parties because I think most people will know themselves what they are, yet I will remark that Mr Darby did refer to some small issues such as MP's stealing from the public purse and getting away with it, 3 illegal wars along with the deaths of many hundreds of thousands of innocent people (etc), however Jo Coburn was having none of it.

Jo Coburn, rather than talk about a manifesto from a party that had nothing to do with any of that, and has measured politices to get it sorted, would rather talk about the things she had on her prepared script as if she had BBC strings attached to her, controlling her mouth and actions like one of the Muppets.

I'm sure you can now see (perhaps), if you have an odd humour like mine, why instead of making me angry, it made me laugh.

I can't find anything more funny as it happens than to see the establishment all working away doing their best to outsmart the British public, who if they are anything like me must be pretty sick of THEM telling US what THEY think WE want to hear.

If the British public are like me, then they will want to hear about the very thing which Simon Darby was invited along to discuss. i.e. THE MANIFESTO!

I guess then, that the British public won't mind me retaliating with a send up of that interview, but obviously if they can't see the funny side then it's tough because it's me writing this article and I can only speak for how I feel at the moment.

Incidentally, Miss Piggy presented a public face of the soul of feminine charm, but could instantly fly into a violent rage whenever she thought she'd been insulted or thwarted. So given that there is very little information on Ms Coburn's background to look at since she hasn't yet been given any medals for journalism, I thought it would provide more information to readers by giving a link here about Miss Piggy saying as there's nothing better to write about today and as I say, I'm in a bit of a funny mood.