It's a good thing I can view recent articles on various political and media websites on my blog, without having to waste my precious time trawling through the sh*te they write, as I see them land on my sidebar. Normally, when stuck for a bit of news and when an alert hasn't landed on my Google page, I sometimes browse my own sidebar for headlines as it covers quite a lot of topics.
I simply must show my fellow patriots what a bunch of nuts the Conservative Party has there, when the main topics of policy in an election period where the entire nation is screaming out "What the f**k are you doing about immigration", are topics about rights for homosexuals or other mundanely boring items which one time you'd have found if you looked at the Liberal Party manifesto back when Jeremy Thorpe and his dog was in charge.
Meanwhile, back in Britain after I landed on my return from planet NuCon, I was aghast at the thought that these political beggars are claiming to have the ability to form a flaming government in my our country.
And I say, "with these policies"?
Hey, don't mind us people here who have a clue about what we're interested in I thought.
I mean if they let politics stand in the way of an election, then they'd be running like hell to the nearest Think Tank to ask 'how do we do that'.
Let's see now I thought as I tried to think whether I actually knew about any Conservative Policies?
I struggled for a bit, and I managed to recall a few ramblings of Cameron in his inimitable gaff ridden speeches, but no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't seem to place one.
Oh, hang on a minute, he mentioned border controls didn't he. That would be the border controls to stop 26 countries sending their workers and newly found citizens with fresh EU passports to that hole across the water called Britain would it? Or would that be a border control on the British side of the Channel Tunnel which Brown sold to the French?
I dunno, maybe they'll invent a border somewhere before they go wasting money on a border control team, or maybe they scrapped the idea. I can't really tell since they ain't talking about it cos they iz talkin' about homosexuals and school bullies!
Number One: How to deal with bullies.
Answer: Bring back the stick.
Number Two: How to deal with people with legs long enough to jump from Europe to England without a passport.
Answer: Make sure they land on a springboard and bounce straight back again on landing.
Number Three: How to stop millions of newly discovered beggars coming here with freshly made EU passports.
Answer: Get out of the EU.
Number Four: How to rid this country of mindless hammer throwing yobbo's, cheats, traitors and idiots who talk about nothing but homosexuals when the country is falling to bits.
Answer: Vote BNP, and remove all rubbish from your blog sidebar in case you are ever taken in by it again.
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