C'mon! It's the Crash Street Kids

C'mon fwiends, let's see if we can do a better job than Labour!

Well maybe not it seems.



Just back at school on their first term, Cammer and the Crash Street Kids were hardly in their new parliament classroom 5 minutes, and at least half of parliament is ready to remove the 5 year Fixed term stitch-up Cammer and his LibDum mates tried to pull, and some of his new LibDum chums are blubbering because Cammer wouldn't let them play with his new Euro-Ball.

Already, there are cracks in the parliament he tried to fix with sticky tape and Brown paper, and Cammers and the Crash Street Kids might find it a bit difficult to avoid teachers slipper if they don't stop messing about.

Cammer is messing about with parliamentary privilege and the constitution as if he thinks he can just award himself a Sheriff' badge whenever he feels like he wants to play.

But did he ask mummy or in this case the electorate about changing the prime minister's term of office?

Cammer's should have let the grown ups do this job, and stayed in his seat rather than blow raspberries at his own party on Europe and also on an unscheduled and unknown 5 year Con-trick that would allow him to stay in parliament without question like he's a kid with a Sheriff's badge and gun and holster set.

And they shouldn't have thought to throw custard pies at the LibDums over Proportional Representation either, which prior to Cammer and Cleggy looking all dreamy at each other and deciding to get hitched to each other , which they had supposedly both spent an entire week discussing with their colleagues, they must have forgotten to discuss it with the people who actually mattered. i.e. Eurosceptic Mark Francois, who's been training for the position of Minister for Europe for the last 3 years but has instead been snubbed for a Euro-maniac LibDum replacement, whilst Clegg shifts yet another of his team to replace him with a 17 year old Kid who can't even vote!

What did LibDum MP's get out of this marriage? What did Tory and LibDum MP's get out of it, what did their voters get out of it, and what did the rest of us get out of it except a right parliamentary and constitutional mess to clean up after Cammer and the Crash Street Kids have been there?

Meanwhile teacher, in the form of Tory Grandee Michael Heseltine is hopping mad and already saying that the "Government will become unpopular".

"Become" upopular he says????

I think they are already unpopular but what does the country think about this mess I wonder?