The Man Who Wouldn't Leave Number 10

Last year it was custard and today it looks like it could be egg on Mandelson's face, as news is released of leaks from Labour which reveal there is no realistic way for Labour rats to do a deal with slime ball Clegg.

Trying to cling to power like boxers hugging the necks of their opponents, the unwanted, unelected, and unwelcome Brown, Mandelson, Adonis and Campbell, together like a team of worn out Labour thugs, just couldn't swing the punches with their own team when it came to persuading them to accept a change to the electoral system which was dictated by them as opposed to the people.

Yet in one last show of defiant anger, they spilt their guts and gave one last punch which they hope will knock Clegg out of the ring in his talks with Cameron.

Whilst Cameron was in talks yesterday, Brown slugged it out outside No10 with the media, saying he'd stand down but not right away. "I think I 'might' go in the Autumn" he says, but of course 'the Autumn' lasts until Winter without a set date if you happen to be Gordon Brown.

The Man Who Wouldn't Leave Number 10.

But this time he's left no corner to return to, and there's no way back into the ring for Clegg.

Clegg is now at the mercy of Cameron, and all the fiddle farting around he's done these last 5 days has achieved, is a bloody red nose for him, and a blinding headache for me.

I'm not pleased if these liberal creatures - Cameron and Clegg - manage to persuade people they have a clue what they are doing or a mandate to do it, but I guess if this is the end for Messrs Mandelson, Campbell & Co, - the Not so NuLabour bruisers - then I can rest satisfied for the remainder of my day, in the knowledge at least as I rip my match ticket up that I can still shout WIN!

I don't think I'll make any more predictions today and I'm not buying another ticket to watch the Cameron and Clegg show, as I think I'd rather file my toenails. But saying as Clegg's carpet has just been pulled from under him, then Cameron seems to be placed to be able to stick a nice neat uppercut to Clegg now and to claim a win of his own as it looks like all bets are off for a rematch with NuLabour and it looks like all bets are off for a Nu-electoral system for us.

The only thing which I can think of to make me take another look at this political soap opera, is if I hear of a split in the LibDems, between the one half who want a deal with the Tories and the other half who hate their guts.

I'll rest happy for the rest of the day once it becomes official that the man who wouldn't leave the ring, in this case Number 10, is in fact 'leaving', and the man who thinks he gained a mandate from the British people strides into Downing Street and begins to make a big fool of himself with 36% of the votes in a country where 64% of the people are asking what the hell he's doing there.

His liberal weakness and his pathetic brand of Nice Conservatism, will no doubt result in a few splits in his own party but saying as they like power more than the people, then it'll probably be glossed over that the people actually voted for anything at all.

Labour in office were desperate, and in opposition they are deadly.

No doubt we'll see union leaders coming out the woodwork soon and of course the Labour Party, just like they always are, will be nowhere in sight, and far from the events to have had anything at all to do with it.

Roll on the next election!