Burkhas are totally British

As the Spanish government follows suit with France and Belgium in banning face coverings in public places. (Otherwise more commonly known as a 'Burkha Ban'). 

It appears despite that an overwhelming majority of nearly three quarters of the population in Britain want us to do likewise. It seems that our condescending, ego-inflated, morally corrupt, stealing, lying, cobbled together underling ministers led by the two fully fledged ponces Messrs David Cameron MP (that's the guy who took drugs when he was far too young to remember),  and Nick Clegg MP (that's the guy with the poofy looking face  who looks like the second half of the Cameron cartoon cut out who set fire to an allotment when he was also too young to remember), have both said that they have no plans to ban veils (or Burkhas), because it would be "un-British".

So with that in mind, and bearing also in mind that I have personal doubts that banning guys from wearing crash helmets or balaclavas if they happen to nip to the shops on their mopeds, would be considered British'. I thought I'd take a look at what is apparently acceptable and not acceptable as a dress code in Great Britain and Northern Ireland these days.

Well for a start, I guess since nothing is banned, then it's perfectly acceptable to walk around any town or county in Northern Ireland wearing a big orange sash across your chest and a bowler hat. I mean that's not actually covering anyone's face so that should be okay surely. It is? Oh, I didn't know such a thing was welcomed there, and caused no upset whatsoever. I'm glad to hear it.

But any self respecting lover of democracy, freedom and liberty might want to buy one of these too, since freedom is what this country is about, and that's certainly the British thing to do don't you think? This is the male 'Burkha'. And rather fetching he looks too I feel. Unless of course I'm mistaken and it happens to be a female terrorist with a belt full of dynamite strapped around her waist, but of course it would be 'un-British' to ask her as surely that might 'offend' the person inside.

Incidentally, I see no discernible difference between the above garment and the next apparel, which is  the strictly female version although I'd like to point out for the purpose of ensuring this to be a non-discriminatory  item, that  there is absolutely nothing wrong with transvestites wearing either fashion as the general populace are forbidden to laugh at you. Further, although this is strictly for women, men can also wear one if they are planning to hide their appearance whilst boarding a London tube or bus or thinking of  ramming a car full of  exploding gas cylinders into Glasgow Air-terminal building..

Also, both garments are apparently widely recognised as British anywhere except  in Europe, America, and many other civilised societies which are not being ran by whingeing, cringing, weak willed, condescending, ego-inflated, morally corrupt, stealing, lying twats like we have in Britain calling themselves MP's.

Oh dear! That means it's just us in the UK who recognise it. Heck, that means if you do buy one  then please  remember to disrobe before leaving the island, especially if you're travelling to France, Belgium or Spain on a one way ticket or even for your holidays if your husband permits it.  Money Tip: Also, don't pack sun cream because if you plan wearing it on the beach then you won't need it. - This will save a shed load of cash if you get the kids one too incidentally and the dear little mites will be safe from harmful radiation unless you happen to have made some yourself of course.

Oh! Just a word of warning in case you're a bit confused. The following sign is NOT really acceptable in Britain but it would be un-British to ban it.

And this IS acceptable in Britain because it is considered to be.....well 'British'. I mean how could you mistake the guy.............unless of course he was wearing a 'Burkha'?